Monday, April 27, 2009

Ten Moons Give Light

I called the OB-GYN today and started the process of frequent fliers miles at the doctor's office. Being pregnant will bring me much closer to the medical establishment than I ever could have desired...that I'm not looking forward to. I don't enjoy the western medical experience all that much, and am actually deeply suspicious of many of the common assumptions that underlie the whole regimine. But alas, I must.

At least obtaining prenatal vitamins was simple enough, and I'm glad I don't have to pay retail price for this stuff--I noticed that prenatal vitamins range between $15-45 if you buy them at the store. Yikes! I remember watching L--- take her horsepills back in the day. These, blessedly, aren't too bad--they're about the same size as most vitamin supplements that come in gelatin pills, and are just as easy to swallow. I was really worried about the size because I'm not all that adept at taking pills...it's been a lifelong problem. I still will have to take a calcium supplement in addition to that--I'm pretty sure I need more of that ingredient.

As of right now, I feel a bit "different" but pretty good overall. My energy level is certainly lower, but not to the point where I can't function. I'm sure as I get further along in the gestation process, I'll feel a lot less "functional", so for now I'll enjoy the general sense of well-being. The only thing that's hard right now is sleep. I'm not sleeping very well, so I haven't worked much...then again, the job offerings haven't been all that great lately. Since I'm tired of getting sick (from being around hygienically-challenged pathogen-spreading children), I've cut out all elementary school assignments from my subbing diet, but unfortunately there's not much else going on. Oh well, I probably need to relax anyhow...

I saw this poem and liked it. I'm on a bit of a gardening kick because it's almost May, and we're nearly past frost date, FINALLY. I went a bit wild at the plant sale over at Bi-Mart, so we will not lack for tomatoes around here...or much of anything else. I think by the end of the week, I'll have a greenhouse as well--yay!

Ten Moons Give Light

Women are like plants.
We turn light into matter.
Plants do photosynthesis -
We do embryogenesis.
How do we do this magic?
No one knows.
Women take the light
in our lovers' eyes and
in ten moons give light
in the form of a baby.

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Sunday, April 26, 2009

sleepless

Oh the myriad joys of insomnia. Didn't get a speck of sleep last night. Don't know if it was the excitement, or just not feeling good. I woke up with a backache, and was too hot, so I got up and read Watership Down until about 5 am, when sleep finally caught up with me. I'm probably going to need a serious nap this afternoon to compensate.

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Saturday, April 25, 2009

time flies

It seems like just yesterday that the plum tree was covered with snowy pink blossoms, I thought as I looked up in surprise at all the new lush leaves on the plum tree, hovering over the laundry line. The leaves of the raspberry I planted last summer are bulging and straining at the confines of the chicken wire cage I had to place around the clump (to keep the dog from turning the cane into a very expensive chew stick). The clumps of California poppies are growing before my eyes, and a few flowers have burst up here and there. When I look outside my window, only the "late bloomers" like the oaks are still devoid of leaves. The rest of the trees are covered with lush, shiny leaves that are just beginning to unfurl and fill out the tree canopy. All day long, the irritating sound of gas powered lawn tools can be heard, drowning out the shrieks of children and barking dogs. The elderberries in the front yard has started flowering, and is covered with frothy white flowers. The amelanchier is flowering, along with the last of the tulips. The flowers of the currant bushes are fading, and instead, the clusters are starting to fill with little green currants. I noticed that some of the calendula is coming back, and the wildflowers I planted have all come up. There's even signs that we'll have some hollyhocks this summer--I can see their okra-like leaves popping up on the edges of the beds. Bi-Mart is having its garden sale this weekend, so it seems like the season is well under way.

dorobo

Grrr!!!! My dog is a little thief!!! I don't know when she learned this cute little trick, but this is the second time now that she's ganked my apple strudel off the counter and ate it--so there goes my Sunday breakfast. It's a wonder she even paused to spit the bag back out... Needless to say, someone is NOT getting dinner tonight....

positive about being positive

It's official, yours truly is pregnant! It certainly didn't take long to get the results either.

The new moon, and Friday night, came and went. When I woke up this morning, I figured we had a date with Walgreen's. And let me tell you, it was a surreal experience. I've never had a reason to buy a home pregnancy test in my life...never been the sort to put myself in the kinds of situations where I might need one. But here we were, like clueless teenagers, standing in the contraceptives aisle at Walgreen's. One thing I never realized is that there's so many different types of home pregnancy tests--why they need to have 8 different brands and at least two versions of each is beyond me. Why make a complicated situation even more complicated? It's not like you're choosing a brand of soda--you're performing a basic clinical examination of your urine. It's hard to figure out what exactly the difference is between any of them, except that some are single use and some multiple use. I'm guessing they all work about the same way--pee on a stick and wait for something to happen. I went with a digital model that displays “pregnant” or “not pregnant.” Mine didn't take very long either--about a minute later, I looked down and it declared what I had suspected all week long.

It's kind of a weird feeling...but a good one. I'm pretty excited actually. In my case, this isn't unwelcome news. I don't know how "ready" you can be for something like parenthood, but I feel like it's going to be just fine. I spend all day around kids at work, so I'm already pre-disposed to the idea on a certain level.

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Friday, April 24, 2009

Holy Cow!

Without too much effort on either of our parts, we got pregnant almost immediately - surprise! This is a wanted baby, but it came so easily that we've been a bit in shock. You always hear people say they had to try for months or even years to get pregnant, but not this time. Apparently all systems are go--as in right NOW!

Even though this was something we planned for, there's still no escaping the surprise and shock that comes with equal doses of happiness. Even so, I still experience more anxiety or ambivalence than I was ever expecting, and unlike many other things in life, nothing on earth really prepares you for the whole experience of being pregnant. I guess I need some time to adjust to the changes. Even with all the feelings of joy and excitement, there are still moments of anxiety, and that feeling of "What on earth have I done?!"

My husband, of course, is very enthusiastic, supportive, and plain wonderful. So far I am not feeling sick, or super-emotional, or anything too crazy--I just can't stop over-thinking the whole thing, which of course makes it hard to sleep at night. In fact, the first clue I had that I was pregnant was being way more tired than usual, but this of course, in no way seems to correlate with getting any sleep at night. If I manage to get to sleep, I usual wake up at some point and can't go back to sleep, so I just lay there and worry. I know it's normal to feel more exhausted, but that doesn't help when all you want to do is sleep...and you can't. Uggh.

I do what I can--drink chamomile tea before going to bed, try to read calming things, and try to calm my overactive brain through some meditation exercises, but it doesn't always help. It's not like I'm particularly stressed out during the day, but at night, it's hard to stop thinking about things and just go to sleep. I am starting to feel like I will never sleep through the night again... not exactly what I wanted this early in the game. This pregnancy is already teaching me valuable life lessons like you really have no idea what to expect (when expecting). Maybe it's as good a time as any to realize that I may never sleep again. Everyone knows that the chances of great sleep with a baby/ toddler/ kid/ teenager are slim to none. Maybe this is just a time to learn to embrace the inevitable.

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

getting ahead of myself

Going back to work today was a little premature. Feeling okay while lying around the house doesn't necessarily equate with feeling ready to be back to work in a high school setting. I spent a lot more time coughing and blowing my nose than anything.

As Mr. Hardy put it, "Sometimes you take the day after you're sick off too." I should have followed this piece of advice. Instead I got ahead of myself and let my motivation to make some money get ahead of taking care of myself.

I hope I feel okay tomorrow...I'm really looking forward to being outside. I just hope I have the stamina to do it.

yes!

Tomorrow, I get to fill in for someone who's doing outdoor school! Yes!!! I get to spend the whole day outside doing environmental education with 6th graders--finally I get to live the dream. (I used to do something kinda similar when I lived in Memphis, and I loooooved it.)

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a pretty typical day

It was a pretty smooth day overall. Everyone seemed really happy to see me, which was kind of cute.

A student who hasn't been attending regularly came for the first time in a month, and was only there a couple of periods, and basically slept the whole time. Another student was absent, and a third didn't come until lunch time. The morning was very quiet--even more so than usual.

I found one kid's reading packet, but the other kid's was missing, so I used one of my extras--fortunately I remembered to bring them with me, even if I couldn't remember my time sheet (doh!). I also couldn't find their data tracking sheets, so I just had to keep handwritten notes.

A few students were in non-working mode, but most at least made attempts. It was surprising that it was none of the people I would have predicted. I tried to take them to the book fair during third period, but sadly, it was closed.

They all seemed a bit down all day--they were sweethearts over all, but lacked their usual energy. Then again, their "usual energy" is not necessarily a good thing. Either way, I think these guys have had a rough week and are a bit tired of strangers. I think after three days of subs, they are more than ready to have their regular teacher back in the classroom.

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so far...nothing

The week's going right on by, and there isn't a single sign that I'm going to have a regular period. Since that's never happened before in my life, I'm feeling pretty sure that "this is it". Still, I don't dare get my hopes up. They say there's only a 20% chance of conception during any given month, and since I don't really feel any different than usual, it's hard to say. My plan is to see what happens, and if nothing happens before the new moon goes by, I'll be paying a visit to Walgreen's.

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Monday, April 20, 2009

having my doubts

I'm supposed to be working today, but I'm still home sick. Poor kids, they're pretty hard on subs, and I can't imagine what they're like with someone they don't know...with me at least, they aren't too bad. They're not angels, to be sure, and they act a bit goofier, but they don't give me any more of a hard time than they do with their regular teachers.

My official results came via email. The hCG results were low, but interestingly there's a value there that's not zero. Reading about it online makes me wonder if all the water I drank diluted the "results" too much to get a valid reading. In other words, it may have been a false negative. For some reason, I feel sure that I'm probably pregnant, but I don't have any kind of proof other than a "feeling". And it's not a feeling based on symptoms--since I really don't have any at this point. But what I am noticing is the lack of PMS symptoms, which is noteworthy. No acne, no aches, no cramps. I feel pretty good actually--in fact I'd feel downright stellar if I didn't have a head cold. That's definitely suspicious...

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Sunday, April 19, 2009

tested negative

Brian made me go to the doctor because my cold kept getting worse. I've nearly lost my voice from coughing so much. Sigh...doesn't look good for working next week after all. I'll be lucky if I don't have to cancel the whole week, and I feel really bad about even having to cancel at all...

While I was at the doctor's office, I decided to jump the gun and have them test me, even though I would find out fairly soon just by waiting. I felt like I had to, though, just in case, because without knowing for certain, my options for treating this cold are pretty limited. There's a long confusing list of OTC drugs you're not supposed to take if you think you might be pregnant. According to the labeling on my favorite brand of herbal tea, I can't have that either...so I'm totally screwed. It would be nice to know if I can have some Nyquil...Sudafed would be really awesome! Both are off-limits, and as a person who works with developmentally disabled kids pretty regularly, I take warnings about teratogens REALLY SERIOUSLY.

The trouble is, I forgot that I'd have to "hold it" until they tested me. I totally forgot about the logistics involved in pregnancy testing, and had to start chugging some water fast in the lobby...I felt nervous as a teenager waiting for the results to come back, but it was anticlimactic. The results came back negative. I went ahead and got situated for the cold and we went home.

I'll have to admit that it was a bit of a letdown for both of us.

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Saturday, April 18, 2009

next week we'll know for sure, one way or the other

This next week is the week when I'll find out for sure if I'm pregnant or not. Although it's tempting, I decided there's no point in testing unless I miss a period. (It's not until a fertilized egg attaches itself to the uterus and your body starts secreting pregnancy hormones (Human Chorionic Gonadotropin that you are officially pregnant), but it takes awhile for the hormone to build up in your body and thus have something to "test" for).

If it turns out that I'm pregnant, I'll know pretty soon, and that's really exciting.

Right now I feel pretty normal, so it's hard to tell. If I am indeed pregnant, it's only been for about a week or so. I don't feel any different than usual, except that I've been tired...but then again, I've also been nursing a vicious cold, and not really getting any sleep. I'm planning on working all next week (one 3-day job and one 2-day job, both behavior classes!), so hopefully I'll be better by then.

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Friday, April 17, 2009

uggh!

Being sick is NOT fun...it's especially frustrating now that I keep getting called for some really lucrative and desirably sub jobs. sigh. Hopefully I'll be back on top of my game next week in time for a solid week of pre-arranged sub jobs. We'll see...

In the meantime, I'll be napping and reading, and coughing. oh joy!

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

spring!

Feathery pink clustered blooms on the currant bushes bobbing in the wind,
hummingbirds and bees flitting around them in search of nectar,
I saw my first butterfly of the season, walking home from Brentwood Park,
Tulips are congregating along the edges of lawns
Daffodils finally beginning to fade away,
Pink snow and bright purple leaves are all that's left of that riotous pink patch of Japanese plums,
The elders are all leafed out in their glossy greens,
Acer macrophylla, our native maples, are blooming with their chartreuse flowers,
The exuberant pink cherries have given way to the statelier bridal white bowers of cherries,
In the backyard, the kale is rampantly bolting in yellow unruly flowers

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

the classes I dread...

"The classes I dread are the ones that there are movies, no sub plans, or unclear expectations of what the teacher expects the students to work on. Those are the classes where class management becomes an issue and I walk out at the end of the day with a pounding headache..." Jasmine Tyler

I get these every now and then, but fortunately not real often. I've learned to bring some "extra work" with me just in case this happens...so if all else fails, at least the kids don't have any clue that things are amiss.

I usually don't have a problem with the information the teacher has left...most teachers leave adequate materials, lesson plans, and instructions which normally makes subbing a positive experience. Occasionally I'll get vague lesson plans that I have to makes some executive decisions on (don't know what she means by "xxxxx" so instead, we're gonna be doing "yyyy" today).

Movies sound great in theory, but the trouble with movies, is that the teacher rarely makes it clear why the kids are watching the movie, and if you don't know the names of the kids, it's hard to get them to stay focused when they'd rather goof off. Movies are actually great when: A: you know how it ties in to what the kids are learning, B: You've seen the movie before and have some idea what to expect, C: You can have a meaningful discussion before and after you watch the movie, and D: The teacher has given the students something to "do" while they're watching the movie (thus increasing the likelihood that the time will not be used for sleeping or misbehaving).

Worst, by far, is not a lack of lesson plans, or vague information, but classes that are poorly managed to begin with. Those are the ones that tend to be the most nightmarish of all!

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

More about teaching

How did you get started in teaching?

To be quite honest, I think I can trace my destiny in teaching all the way back to second grade! I always finished my work early, so my teacher had me assist the slower students in class. I have no idea if I was any good at it, but I always felt empathetic towards the other kids who had a hard time in school. By then I knew that although I was good at reading, me and math would never get along, so I could empathize with others who weren't having an easy time of it. I also was friends with a kid in class who had ADHD (they called it something else then), so I was aware of learning differences at a young age. I didn't do anything with it for years, but when I was in college, I was in situations where I was working with kids again, and enjoyed it. I didn't really get serious about teaching though until I moved to Memphis and got involved with the Literacy Council.

What do you do during a typical work day? Work week?

Right now I'm subbing so there's no such thing as a "typical day" for me, much less a "typical week". Every day is completely different! Back when I did have my own classroom, I had a comforting routine of planning my curriculum and doing prepwork each night, then welcoming my classes, and diving straight into teaching. I have taught a lot of grammar, spelling, reading, and writing, and enjoy finding new and creative ways to make this fun (or at least bearable) for kids who struggle with verbal/reading skills.

Now I do anything and everything, and work with "kids" from kindergarten (rarely!) to students in community transition programs who may be over 20 years old. My favorite age range is grades 6-12, so I try to get assignments at that level. When that doesn't work out, or I'm in a rare mood, I'll work in elementary schools. Unlike most other subs, I actually find the younger ones a bit too high energy and tiring for my taste, so I don't do it real often, but they're so cute sometimes that it almost makes up for the nap I need afterward. I do a lot of Special Education jobs because each situation is totally unique and I like the variety. Plus Special Education can be lots of fun, and the kids can be rather fascinating to work with. It definitely gives me a different perspective on life.

Have you held previous jobs which were stepping stones to this one? What were they?

I think all of my jobs, even the ones that don't have any obvious bearing on teaching, have taught me valuable lessons about life. If nothing else, the more random jobs I've had make a good set of stories and examples that I can use as scenarios during teaching--I can talk about measurement (UPS), business math and consumer skills (retail), funny customer service moments I've had, or people I've met.

What preparation (education, training, experience) would you suggest for someone interested in entering this field?

Once you figure out your academic strengths (potential subjects you may want to teach), you should figure out what age group you are most effective with. The best way to do that is to work or volunteer in a school setting, or community settings where you work with kids (after-school programs, summer camps, etc). In my opinion, this is one of the most important things to figure out before you begin applying for programs--much less jobs.

What do you like most and least about your work?

I like almost everything about teaching--especially the kids, but the learning process in general is a lot of fun. Plus you have all kinds of experiences in a school setting that you never have anywhere else--I've been paid to play board games and do some coloring with groups of kids on more than one occasion! How many other adults can say that? Also, when there's kids around, a lot of mirth and hilarity is possible. Teaching can be a rather joyous and exuberant job, even when you're doing something totally serious like math instruction. Or at least it should be...I worry a bit about teachers who don't look like they're having much fun.

About the only things I don't necessarily enjoy are attending meetings, grading papers, and some of the bureaucratic layers that you have to deal with as a teacher (ie-NCLB). Fortunately as a sub, I rarely grade papers, attend no meetings, and only encounter the educational bureaucracy sporadically. I should also mention that most of the time, the kids are awesome, but some days they can be a bit squirrely, and a few can be downright obnoxious, but I don't take it personally, and it doesn't bother me much. If it did, I wouldn't sub in behavior classes so much!

What skills and abilities are most important in your work?

I'd say the number one attribute you need as a teacher is an inexhaustible well of patience and the understanding that kids are always a work in progress. Beyond that, I'd have to say flexibility, adaptability, the ability to think on your feet, observation skills, and sense of humor are at least as valuable as any of the "skills" required for teaching. Also, maturity is a must. You are more than an employee, you're a highly visible role model.

Things I find useful in my daily life are strong academic abilities (intellect), the ability to multitask, the ability to create and devise an infinite variety of ways of explaining a concept, problem solving skills, and the ability to anticipate problems before they happen. I would also say that all of my cultural knowledge comes in handy because schools are very diverse places, at least here.

What directions or trends do you see for this kind of work in the future?


Right now the job opportunities are pretty non-existent, and due to budget cuts, I don't see there being a lot of job openings for awhile. Although a lot of teachers are of retirement age, many have decided for financial reasons to stick it out and they will not be retiring this year or next year. A lot of what is there is part-time. Then again, things will get better, and as I always say, children are born every day, so there will always be a need for teachers, even if no one can afford to pay them...

What advice would you give to a person looking for an internship in this field?


A good way to get started in the field of education is to volunteer at a school, or work in a community program that serves children (daycares, after-school programs at community agencies, tutoring, etc). Or if you live somewhere where you can substitute teach without a license, try that (although to me the idea of non-licensed people teaching in schools is terrifying). This is a good way to test-drive the field and see what age groups you are effective with. Otherwise, how would you know for certain? And that's the sort of thing you need to figure out BEFORE blowing thousands of dollars on additional schooling, and getting stuck in a situation that may not be right for you.

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Friday, April 10, 2009

thought of the day--Good Friday

"To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle."
-WALT WHITMAN

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Questions about substitute teaching

Here's my answers to some of the things people always seem to wonder about in regards to substitute teaching. I get these questions a lot, so I figured I'd just start posting them on the internet, hoping they might be useful to somebody.

1. How did you get your start doing substitute teacher work?

Sure you can just walking into any school's HR office and fill out an application, but in the world of school employment, it really helps to "know somebody" if you want to get hired. Back in 2006, I was working part-time at a high school, and I had a professor in college that knew I needed more money in my life, so she passed my info along to someone in HR. They gave me a call and told me to come in for an interview. Apparently they decided that they liked what they heard because the rest is history. I'm still working for that district today, but also sub for another as well.

2. What career moves did you make to get to your current position?

I had prior experience working with kids and knew that I enjoyed it, so I started taking educator courses, knowing that I wanted to eventually work on a master's degree. Basically I just continued aligning my employment opportunities where I'd be working mainly with kids or teens most of the time so I'd have plenty of references to use for later. Non-profits are a good way to do this informally.

After focusing on the job end of things, I focused on the education side of things and went through the rigors of a formal teacher training program. Since I wasn't able to find a full-time job after I obtained my Master's Degree, I decided to use subbing as an opportunity to broaden my exposure to the entire educational spectrum and gain some skills in other areas (like Special Education) that I was never trained in.

The good thing about that is I discovered that I like middle school far more than I had suspected. It also gives me a chance to see a lot of things I would never have seen as a regular classroom teacher. Subbing is also a good way to make a potential school or district aware of your existence and abilities.

3. Do you need a particular educational background to be a sub?

To be a sub, I think it's more helpful to have a lot of experience working with kids than a specific educational background. However, I do believe that the whole job is much easier if you have some idea of how teaching actually works--it's a lot harder than it looks. This means you should have taken certain education courses, particularly Classroom Management, and some teaching methods or teaching strategies courses in subject areas you want to sub in (so you'll understand why/how to implement the instruction you're supposed to be doing), and maybe Special Education (if you want to get into that--I highly recommend doing so because SPED is so much fun sometimes).

I live in a state where subs have to have teaching licenses, but I realize a lot of states don't have that requirement. Frankly that's a little scary when you realize that some kids will have a sub not just for a day, but for half a year or more. Even so, I'm reluctant to prescribe that all subs have to have a certain level of formal education (although most states require at least a bachelor's degree, and if you are lacking in this department you will probably have a nagging sense of inferiority because you'll be surrounded by highly educated people all day--and some really smart kids as well). I do feel that to sub at the high school level, you should have at least bachelors degree in a relevant subject for sure, if not outright certification. Those who haven't been in school for awhile can't fully appreciate how much harder the curriculum has gotten in the last 10 years.

But when you really get down to the nitty gritty of what most subbing entails, as a sub, a lot of it really has more to do with your ability to manage/cope with large groups of kids than any specialized academic training... The skills that make you a good sub (for a day) can't necessarily be taught, but if you're there long enough to be a long-term sub, you really need to know how to be a teacher, which is a totally different experience.

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where all the teaching jobs have gone

According to the media, there's a veritable flood of people applying for substitute teaching jobs right now, and apparently the crappy economy is to blame for the state of things.

In many states, requirements are minimal to be a sub--you don't even need to have a college degree, much less a teaching license. This would explain the flood of warm bodies seeking to become subs in these states. In Oregon, on the other hand, you need to have a teaching license (unless you are a paraeducator sub, in which case, you need to have two semesters of college credits under your belt). This thins out the crowd quite a bit, but even so, jobs are hard to come by. Aside from the piles of people who graduate from schools of education but can't find permanent full-time teaching jobs (my story), there's also a flood of retired teachers in the sub pool-- so not only are there not many 1.0 FTE jobs available this year, there also aren't very many districts that are currently hiring substitute teachers either. (And those of us who are lucky enough to have been hired as subs, there's not enough jobs to go around.)

For the 2008-2009 School Year, both districts that I currently work for stopped accepting general certified substitute teaching applications after October. The hiring window was basically open for less than a month at both districts, and they filled their quotas fast. It's probably still possible to get hired by districts that have "closed" their application process if you:

A. Were a student teacher in that district (and have good references)
B. Are bilingual in Spanish, Chinese, Russian, French, Japanese, etc, or have a foreign language endorsement.
C. Have a SPED Endorsement, or are interested in working regularly in Special Education (This is how I keep myself busy most of the time).
D. You want to teach PE
E. You are interested in teaching advanced math/science

The classified subbing hiring process works a bit differently, and technically applications are accepted year-round, although this year, it's been an off-and-on thing. I noticed one district is still hiring classified subs (there's more turnover in classified staff, so there's usually more hiring at this level). Another district is currently only hiring in Nutrition Services.

Thinking about the economy that the Class of 2009 is graduating into, I'm sure the local school districts will be inundated by even more applicants wanting to get into their substitute teaching pools. And that's not even accounting for everyone who will be in line due to budget cuts in both districts.

As for full-time jobs, the last time I looked at Ed Zapp, there wasn't much there at all. Many area districts will be cutting or consolidating positions, and are not adding any new positions. A lot of people who were temporary hires this year have no idea if they will be working next year--and many won't (these people will all be back in the sub pool). Another reason is that many teachers will be sticking it out another year or two rather than retiring. I've heard more than a few mention that their spouse was laid off this year, so they won't be retiring. School districts all over the country are laying off teachers, or are considering layoffs, as budget trimming measures.

If you are graduating from a teacher training program this year, don't expect to get a job (unless you are going into a hard-to-fill area). Even SPED folks can't expect a job right out of the gate. You're most likely to get a job this year if you are looking for work as: a science, music, or math teacher; a speech-language pathologist, occupational therapist, audiologist, behavior specialist or EBD/SED teacher, or an Autism specialist. Other factors that increase your chances are having multiple subject endorsements, or living in or being able to commute to a rural area.

The rest of you will probably be joining me in substitute teaching land (welcome to the ride), as long as you get in the door quickly before it bangs shut.

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Wednesday, April 08, 2009

better late than never

I almost didn't work today...

I managed to miss three calls yesterday evening, I didn't get nearly enough sleep last night, and I just couldn't get excited about getting up for the morning callout. But in spite of it all, my phone rang again around 7:30 when I was awake and feeling much more motivated to entertain ideas of going someplace. What sealed the deal was that it was a school I have never been to...

So I hustled myself on over as fast as I could manage, for an afternoon at a middle school. Today I got to do all of the following:

1. 6th grade sex education
2. teach 3 wildly enthusiastic kids how to write in Japanese
3. frogmarch a kid through fractions
4. see a kid use a braille typewriter (a brailler)
5. learned about an interesting math/logic game website

Everyone seemed really excited about the fact that I was certified, so I may be back there in the near future.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Crystal Springs

Today was a great day to take off work and just enjoy the fine weather. I had to stay home anyway because my windshield was being replaced, but I had the whole morning to myself, so I decided it was high time for a trip over to Crystal Springs. For one, I don't think I've been there since last October, and two--the azaleas and rhododendrons are starting to bloom.

It was grand central station over there--the place was packed with kids and senior citizens, but I still was able to enjoy the general ambiance of the place in spite of the human density. There were two types of ducks I've never seen over there before (I usually go in the summer, and I guess they migrate somewhere else at that time of year). I also saw lots of other wildlife in spite of all the kids running around. There's lots of stuff blooming right now, but my allergies weren't too bad, so I had a nice time just strolling around over there. I wish I had thought to bring my camera, though...

Starting tomorrow, the weather's supposed to go back to normal (cool and rainy), so I'm glad I was actually able to enjoy it.

that animal sense thing

There was a tiny hummingbird sitting on one of the topmost branches of the birch tree across the street twittering away. He was cute, so I tried to show my husband.

I never think about the fact that some people are unable to see the things i can see--which is ironic because my "eyesight" is terrible. In fact, I'm closer to the legally blind end of the spectrum than not. I don't know when I developed the ability to "perceive" or detect the presence and exact location of animals...maybe it came with adolescence.

I realized a few years ago, that I don't really "see them" per se, I just know where they are almost instinctually. It's more of a feeling than one of the 5 senses. I tried to explain it to someone once, but realized that I can't quite do it justice with words.

I'll try to show people all the time that there's a deer hiding at the edge of the treeline, or a huge owl sitting in a tree, and they can't see these things even though I point right at it. I was, of course, the only one who could see the hummingbird sitting in the tree. It's a funny thing...

Monday, April 06, 2009

all along the watchtower

The special instructions were a confused medley. The sub folder was the most usefully arranged and functionally organized one I've ever seen in my life. Everyone was ludicrously helpful. The layout of the school was labyrinthine, more confusing than I had ever dreamed of...

"There must be some way out of here," said the joker to the thief" I started the week off at a huge high school that I've probably driven past a hundred times, past kids piled up all over the main bus stop looking like the cast of high school musical. Although I've seen it a million times, I have never been inside. It was a pretty surreal experience though, driving up there to work, and I'm sure at least part of the reason was because the sun was out.

"There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief." Figuring out how to get inside the building and find the office was a tall order. I had been warned that the layout of this school was "tricky" but other subs...they weren't kidding. Wandering around this way and that, I felt like I was in the middle of one of Sharon Valleri's opera house flashbacks (Battlestar Galactica) for some bizarre reason, perhaps due to all the stairs and corridors.

Even once I found the office, I still had no idea where to go or what to do next. Part of the trouble was that the person I was filling in for appeared to be in the middle of some kind of job transition or change of roles or something. What this meant for me as a sub is that I had no idea where I was supposed to be, or what I was supposed to do until the day was half over, and I finally located the elusive and mysterious "temporary schedule". This was definitely a day of "making it up as I went" and "fakin' it".

"No reason to get excited," the thief, he kindly spoke." A major plus was that I didn't have to keep an eye on anyone who was especially "squirrely" today (unlike Friday's case who was a bit of a runner). Half of the kids on my caseload were absent (apparently the MIAs were also the most challenging kids, how often do I get that lucky?) The rest were the sort that aren't too difficult to work with. I just did what I usually do--pick on the kids who are off-task and distracted, give the outliers a dose of positive attention where needed, left well enough alone, and helped the kids who appeared to need it, and stayed out of the way of those who were doing just fine on their own.

"There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke." It was Monday morning, and there were all of the usual glazed over eyes, and groaning, moaning, tired teens, but thanks to the balmy weather and ample sunshine, there was also a lot of adolescent giddiness and kind of a lighthearted and playful mood at work in the building. In spite of the weather, I was impressed by how many of the kids were focused and on-task. Other than a couple of boys, who needed a bit of prodding, I didn't really have to get on anyone's case today. Most of the students I was with were good about working independently.

At mid-day, we rounded up some kids, and took them out to the track for some adaptive PE (APE), always one of my favorite things to do while subbing. Aside from the student exercise factor, the physical activity is good for teachers, and is a fun but effective way of encouraging students' more playful sides.

"But you and I, we've been through that, and this is not our fate, so let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late."

She was a few minutes late to class, but when she sat down at the desk, she took out her notebook and got right down to work. Every time I looked over, her legs were bouncing around, but she sat there working steadily, pencil moving across the page...At the end of the day, the courtyard outside was filled with sunning students, whose conversations and laughter drifted in the open windows along with the breeze carrying the subtly sweet smell of plum blossoms and sun-warmed grass... Another student was on the computer, studiously avoiding his homework. The room was filled with student drawings, craft supplies, and bins full of books. I talked a bit with the lead teacher who was doing some end-of-the day housekeeping until the bell rang. I also talked a little bit with the girl about light, inconsequential things. When the bell rang, she bounced up out of her desk, turned around and bid me good day, and dashed out into the general mob surging in the halls.

The lead teacher turned to me, bemused and said, "She must've taken a real shine to you. She doesn't usually like subs."

Kids are a trip. While some basic moves work on almost all kids, their individual interactional styles vary widely. Sometimes, you need to practically hold their hand to get them to get anything academic done. Other times, the best thing you can for students, is to resist the urge most adults have to hover, and just stay out of their way.

As a substitute para, walking into a new school almost every day, and meeting thousands of kids a year, I have found that often the best approach is to watch and wait before diving in--if for no other reason than the fact that you are a stranger, and not all kids are comfortable with strangers.

It's a good idea when you're subbing, to take some time to gauge the situation and give the kid/s some space at first. Kids are pretty good at advocating for themselves, and if they prefer for you to be close at hand, they'll usually let you know (even if they're totally non-verbal, they'll often come right up to you and take your hand and lead you wherever they're used to working with their regular aide). Usually what I do is quickly introduce myself to the student/s and let them know I am filling in for their regular para. I let them know that I am happy to help them with anything, and if they need anything, all they have to do is ask. Then I go sit unobtrusively somewhere in the back, or just generally circulate around the room, and try my best not to be a distracting presence in the room. I can always decide later that a kid would benefit from a more one-on-one approach if becomes apparent that they're off-task or need help with whatever they're working on.

In Special Education, teens, especially, often like to be as independent as possible (and those who spend time in mainstream classrooms, like to have some semblance of normalcy--and nothing shatters that quite like having an adult hanging around you all the time). Encouraging independence is a major goal of special education, so when in doubt, I try to give students a chance to be successful on their own before I step in. If nothing else, it gives student the opportunity to practice advocating for themselves (asking for help appropriately), which for many is one of their IEP/behavior goals.

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Sunday, April 05, 2009

spring greens

You know it's spring time when the overwintering kale and collards start bolting--and you're dog tired of winter starches.

Here's one of my favorite recipes for spring time--spring greens. Greens go with everything and this is a sure fire way to use up those greens before the only thing they're good for is seed stock. After experimenting with making greens for years, I've decided that I like this simple vegetarian recipe far better than anything I grew up eating in the South. The flavor of the greens gets the spotlight, which seems appropriate in the early days of spring when you get that hankering for green stuff.

What you need: A stove, a large pot, cast iron skillet, or wok (and a lid of matching size); a large quantity of greens--any kind that's available will work (kale, collards, mustard, dandelion, chard, spinach, bak choi, pea greens, etc); soy sauce, some frying oil (sesame is really good for this), a few cloves of garlic diced (or if you grow your own garlic, just go outside and cut the stems off a few of the plants--this works even better than garlic cloves), a small chunk of ginger root diced, a little bit of cayenne if you like things hot, and a pinch of sugar if you are using greens that are bitter or very strong flavored).

Spring Greens

1. Using a pot or skillet, sautee the ginger and garlic for a couple of minutes, and if you are using cayenne, add it now.

2. Then add about a tablespoon (or a bit more) of the soy sauce (and let is sizzle down a bit).

3. Then add about a cup of water, and clap a lid on the pan, so that it will build up some steam.

4. In the meantime, make sure you've got your greens torn or chopped and ready to go in the pot.

5. Once things are good and steamy, drop everything in, give it a quick stir, and clamp down the lid.

6. Check after a couple of minutes, stir again, so that things are well-distributed, and clap the lid back on there. It's really important not to overcook the greens, so you have to watch them closely.

7. Once everything's bright green and just wilty, but not really cooked, turn the heat off, and let it sit at residual heat. (If you're using an electric stove, pull the pot off the burner because that's a bit too much heat.) Greens are ready to serve at this point.

8. I like to eat them as is, or piled on a plate with whatever else I'm eating, but some folks like them with just a splash of vinegar, so if that's you, add some after they're cooked. (Sometimes I use Bragg's apple cider vinegar, herbed/hot pepper vinegar, or something different that's really good is Japanese plum vinegar.) You could also sprinkle sesame seeds or flax seeds on top.

Enjoy!

problem solved!

I like to joke that half of my house came from the Rebuilding Center, which is one of my favorite Portland institutions (and horrible vices). That's where we got our front and back doors, and now we can add yet another thing to the list...a kitchen cabinet.

Since we installed the dishwasher, we now no longer need the rollaway, but I need my drawers back, and the horizontal space where the microwave was hanging out. We went to Ikea, but the only suitable thing there was about $325. I figured as long as we were looking at those rates, I might as well at least try to see if I could score something over at the Rebuilding Center before coughing up those kind of funds. Sure enough, while we were prowling around back in the warehouse full of kitchen cabinets, there was the perfect thing for $50. Score! Once again, I get to have exactly what I want, save the environment, and save a lot of money in the process--hooray Rebuilding Center!

Friday, April 03, 2009

wild times

The call came pretty late, and I rarely if ever do half-day jobs, much less half-day classified jobs, but I was feeling really motivated NOT to stay at home...so by any means necessary, as the saying goes.

I hadn't been to this school in awhile, but I always like working there, so I picked up the job. As it turns out, it was an pretty intensive assignment because it was a one-on-one with a kid who was very squirrely--a real handful, the sort who has to be watched like a hawk, and has hit-and-run tendencies. Let's just say it required every ounce of my boundless patience and energy...and then some. I earned every penny this time.

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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

April Fool

Give you two guesses who had a pretty hectic day today...

But you know, as much slacking off, and sheer goofiness as I got to see today, nobody was terrible and nobody played any April Fool's Day pranks on me. I'll count my blessings, and leave it at that.

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John Calipari can get stuffed!

I don't even have words for how betrayed I feel by John Calipari right now...Traitor!!!
Blehhhhh...