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THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE all SANG THE MAGNA CARTA while climbing MOUNT CYANIDE while 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES DROWNED IN THE DESSERT.

wielding the mighty AXE OF THE APOSTLES HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY in pioneer square.

our hapless hero, ST. PAUL CAVORTED in the north park blocks LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH, "oh my UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS!"

some words of wisdom: DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU with AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION