better than television

on the way home from work today i heard the funniest argument in the back of the bus--between a drag queen and a highschool girl.
it flared up fast and many choice insults were flung about concerning the need for makeovers, bad hair and out of style clothes.
the high school girl was going down in flames and flung her dignity aside and tried to enlist the aid of the bus driver. alas for her, he was completely disinterested in her wounded pride, and continued to call out bus stops in a classic monotone of boredom while completely ignoring her.

best entertainment i've had in weeks.