i don't make these things up

Internet Weirdness as of late:

Hackers Deface UN Site:
"Hackers" defaced the United Nations Web site early Sunday with messages accusing the US and Israel of killing children....
IMO great idea fellas, I'm all for critique of the endless war, but I do have to admit that it looks like it was the combined efforts of a couple of 14-year old online chat junkies. Perhaps their "revision" would have lasted longer if they put a bit more editorial effort into it. Besides, who really themself "the worm"???

A funny headline currently at the top of Google News:
Bush's brain goes missing as Karl Rove retires. Seriously, I didn't make this up, but it's a great illustration of syntax in action.